1) Liza And Louise
2) The
Fastest Longest Line
Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get buried again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise Now will you take off my clothes please? I want to take you to the moon and back So get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do ( X 2 ) Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare thats over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun
In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off god I think of Chinese food when I think of life That's sweet and sour My life is sweet as saccharine You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not Not the same, No I am the one Johnny Carcinogen I must have fucked with some witch In turn she cursed me, cursed my life At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line But officer that was a yellow light The light was red, son Insubordination, reckless driving I must be wrong, this can't be right I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous For someone lacking luck, like me At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be At the end of the longest line